by Amanda Deibert

I feel like I need to start stocking up on The Prisoner wine... you know, in case there is a high profile sentence we alllll need to celebrate...

Jan 17th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

I am a lesbian of a certain age because the second I saw Scully trending I only had one though

Jan 17th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

What is something that brings you joy?

Jan 17th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Look, not to brag, but a parenting life hack is that I memorized my kid’s teachers’ Starbucks orders so that days like today when I am bringing in cupcakes to amp the kids up on sugar, they forgive me ????

Jan 16th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Good morning! It's Tues & you're here on planet earth! I'm super glad. Things are weird as fuck, but I'm happy we're in this together. Do something cool to celebrate you today. It can be little: put fancy creamer in your coffee, take an extra long shower, whatevs. You're WORTH it

Jan 15th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

My daughter calls tortilla chips “mommy chips” which I find adorable and also slightly concerning about just how many meals I replace with chips and salsa ????

Jan 15th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Look, I am here for whatever does it does not spark joy in your heart... but I absolutely just made my wife go look at my sleepwear drawer so she could see how beautifully I purged and folded everything. ???????? #KonMari

Jan 14th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Me to 3 year old: "I have a special treat! Mommy made hot chocolate & got blankets. We're gonna sit a snuggle on the back patio and listen to/watch the rain! (rare in SoCal) I'll even let you play w/ your iPad even though it's not a weekend."

3: Sobs bc it's cold & loud #MomFail

Jan 14th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Do you feel like an adult?

Jan 14th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Happy Sunday! Do something today that makes you feel powerful, sexy, and attractive because you ARE. Wear a power color, put on a lovely scent, pose in a position that makes you feel empowered. Listen to some Sade... whatever it takes to embrace yourself, you sexy beast.

Jan 13th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

“Can you ever forgive me?” is fantastic

Jan 12th, 2019 via twitter

by Amanda Deibert

Walked to the wine bar to meet my bestie and popped in at the local comic book store which is on the way to buy a comic for my wife. My neighborhood is extremely convenient for my specific tastes. ????

Jan 11th, 2019 via twitter